CELEBRITY.

I have a bunch of stuff I've been wanting to write down, but my laptop has shit the bed. So now I have to borrow Gary's or Alex's or some other computer if I can. It's all pretty aggravating and disappointing. I have so much to watch on my laptop, and now I can't :(
 
So let's see...
We're on the west coast. Here's a few quick things to go over since I don't have all that much time to just sit and write now.

• Alex wants to accordion America. Make the West coast 6 hours away from the East coast. Chicago right in the middle at 3 hours either way. I'm in agreeance.
• Cows are apathetic. I have so much to say about them, but not enough time right now. Cows just DO NOT CARE.
• Salt Lake City is very pretty. I could see myself living there if it weren't for the uh....interesting religious points of view.
• We saw Wee Man in Boise, ID. I have no idea why.
• Portland is pretty awesome. I hated on it for a while, but it really isn't all just hippies. Who woulda thought?
• Wear blazers. Drink wine.
• Don't talk to me about the Redskins.
• Do talk to me about football in general.
• Please visit http://freebubbasmith.bigcartel.com/. My friend Bubba is going through some bad legal problems right now and is selling things to help his bills. There's currently only a Nervous Breakdown shirt up there, but there will be more.
• Speaking of Nervous Breakdown, I spent most of yesterday on I-5. It is infinitely better than I-4. I'll write a song about it. The chorus will go, "NOT IN MY WAY! NOT IN MY WAY!"
• For Halloween (IN ORLANDO!) I'm going to wear a fake mustache and call myself Wosh. You know...like Wario and Waluigi. Yes.
• Celebrity suites are where it's at. If you're in a band and not staying in them, you're missing out.
• CALIFORNIA.
• Idaho is mostly yellow and brown. Very boring to look at.
• Buy me a drink if you see me. I will probably be your friend.
• Our friend Jason in Portland interviewed Kristian in the back of the glasses shop he works in. I invaded said interview. Check me out wearing a silly hat. http://mistergrossly.tumblr.com/post/216074316/finally-uploaded-crime-in-stereo-interview-with

Hopefully I can get some time soon to formulate more than quick thoughts.
 
Witty parting line here.